Cheesy Pickup Lines

Get your cheesy sleazy pickup lines here! These pickup lines are so hot that we virtually guarantee them to melt the panties off any girl. If they can’t take the heat, prepare for a barrage of laughs, slaps and anything else that can only be perceived as pure fun when you’re drunk enough to use these puppies…

To ensure full effect you must master the hasselhoff smile but don’t try too hard or you will surely hurt yourself. After all, you can always just buy the gal a drink and save Baywatch for the afterparty.

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!