Cheesy Pickup Lines

Get your cheesy sleazy pickup lines here! These pickup lines are so hot that we virtually guarantee them to melt the panties off any girl. If they can’t take the heat, prepare for a barrage of laughs, slaps and anything else that can only be perceived as pure fun when you’re drunk enough to use these puppies…

To ensure full effect you must master the hasselhoff smile but don’t try too hard or you will surely hurt yourself. After all, you can always just buy the gal a drink and save Baywatch for the afterparty.

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!