Cheesy Pickup Lines

Get your cheesy sleazy pickup lines here! These pickup lines are so hot that we virtually guarantee them to melt the panties off any girl. If they can’t take the heat, prepare for a barrage of laughs, slaps and anything else that can only be perceived as pure fun when you’re drunk enough to use these puppies…

To ensure full effect you must master the hasselhoff smile but don’t try too hard or you will surely hurt yourself. After all, you can always just buy the gal a drink and save Baywatch for the afterparty.

Top 20 Cheesy and Corny Pickup Lines

Pickup Line	Rating
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!