Break the Ice with Style

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."