Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."