Break the Ice with Style

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."