Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."