Break the Ice with Style

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."