Break the Ice with Style

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."