Break the Ice with Style

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."