Break the Ice with Style

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."