Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."