Break the Ice with Style

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."