Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."