Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."